Quotation

"If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever." — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

"I haven't the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out." — David Sedaris, Naked

"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings" — David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

"If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve." — David Sedaris